'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?'
Again, the answer was, 'NO!'
By now I was starting to smile.
Hey, this was fun! 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?'
I asked them again.
I was just bursting with pride for them.'Well,' I continued, 'then how can I get into Heaven?'
A five-year-old boy shouted out....
'YOU GOTTA BE DEAD.'